R Is for ruining all the comic characters I love. You sicken me enough to ruin the Green lantern.
Y Is for Y u do dis. Y.
A Is for Acting classes, which you should consider taking.
N Is for no. Just no.
R Is for ripping you into several pieces, the thing I would like to do.
E Is for E coli, something I would take over being stuck in a room with you.
Y Is for Your stupid aura of arrogance that makes me want to throw up.
N Is for no. again. NO.
O Is for OH GOD YOURE ANNOYING.
L Is for LITERAL HATRED, YOU AWFUL ACTOR.
D Is for Deadpool. Poor poor Deadpool, I'm sorry you had to be dragged into this.
S Is for Stop Ryan Reynolds. Stop. Him.
This was a poem from Sam Newman for the stop Ryan Reynolds campaign. If this issue is not thoroughly addressed, then literal tens of movies could be destroyed by Ryan. For just £2 a month, you could help save a movies life, you also get a cuddly Ryan-Reynolds-With-A-Shank-In-His-Chest toy and weekly updates on his annoying smile. Donate today, the world depends on you.
I'm so sorry.
Sam.
