Another 100 questions.

So, some of you may remember me doing 100 questions because my friend Grace did it and it seemed like a good idea. Well, Grace has done a second one, and in the true nature of copying others ideas due to my own lack of originality, here I am, for the second time in two days. It must be wild for you guys. Hopefully the ultimate stupidness of this will balance out the deepness of yesterday, and I hope you all learn some valuable life lessons form this. Like don't waste your life trying to be funny on the internet. Anyway, enjoy!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. OH GOD, SO MUCH PRESSURE, I HAVE TOO MANY BOOKS, ERM ERM *Grabs nearest book* DAMMIT 50 SHADES OF GRAY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? A lamp. I bet you guys are jealous of my exciting life.
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? I was sitting contemplating life, and trying to do handstands. The best way to spend a Sunday evening.
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? HEROES MUTHA DUKKA, MAN THAT SHOW IS GOOD
5. Without looking, guess what time it is 7 AM exactly.
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8 33 PM. Huh, I guess I overslept.
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The desolate emptiness of my heart. Wait, was that an ice cream truck?
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? When I was six. I think I decided to see what the outside was like. Never again.
9. Did you dream last night? Yep, just like every night.
10. Do you remember your dreams? Usually.
11. When did you last laugh? About two seconds ago.
12. Do you remember why / at what? My life.
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Some nerdy posters, a lot of book shelves and the stuffed head of Ryan Reynolds.
14. Seen anything weird lately? Your Mum. OOOHOHOIHIOHOHOHOHHHOHIOHPIYOFVKIGUYFUCNXBGTYHUYKGNBCFRTHBGYU<JTU DAMN SON, YOU WERENT READY, MOM GET THE CAMERA.
15. What do you think of this quiz? I’m spending way too much time on it trying to be funny.
16. What is the last film you saw? Eeerrrmmm… Its got to the point where I watch so many films I lose track. Insurgent?
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? New York, because apparently its easy to be a superhero there.
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? All of the comics. ALL OF THEM. And maybe a decorative shrub.
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I’m not actually forever alone, I’m in a relationship. (I was going to insert a gay with Noah joke here but too many people would take it seriously and I’m not actually gay, and am in a relationship with a real girl.)
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Duh, make everyone call me as grandmaster-supreme-swagmaster-Newman, leader and dictator of the human race. Or maybe I would end poverty… But grandmaster-supreme-swagmaster-Newman…
21. Do you like to dance? Are you kidding? I LIVE TO DANCE!
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yeah!
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? I bet you expected some kind of creative joke here. Well no. Ha, I win.
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Ha, you think I get calls.
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A Hiro Nakamura soundboard. I regret nothing.
26. Last time you swam in a pool? A few months ago. I got cramp and drowned. RIP me.
27. Type of music you like most? Stupid music.
28. Type of music you dislike most? The type that uses sound.
29. Are you listening to music right now? No, but I do have headphones in for some reason. Huh.
30. What color is your bedroom carpet? Blue.
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Library, Batcave and A huge picture of my face on the front door. Just to make sure I scare people away and no one disturbs me.
32. What was the last thing you bought? Drugs.
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? I don’t think so, but I have been known to sleep walk so who knows.
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Yeah, It sounds awesome!
35. Do you have a garden? Yes.
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Erm… Totally. Yep. Completely.
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Probably nothing. I just sit there wallowing in blankness for exactly 27 seconds before jumping out of my window screaming GOOD MORNING WORLD!
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? I don’t know why, but I have the urge to have some sandwiches with Zachary Quinto.
39. Who sent the last text message you received? Ha, you think people text me.
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Midtown Comics. That place was actual life.
41. What time is bed time? 6 PM on the dot, or mummy says I get grumpy in the mornings.
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? I’ve won several.
43. How many tattoos do you have? Some people have tattoo sleeves. I have a full body tattoo cocoon.
44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? I thought about getting one, but then thought, why get one… when you can get HUNDREDS.
45. What did you do for your last birthday? I was on a plane the whole day *cries*
46. Do you carry a donor card? A what?
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? My family. Living the life.
48. Is the glass half empty or half full? Empty… I got thirsty ok…
49. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Probably Texas?
50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? You say that as if its some kind of highlight in my life. I didn’t think it possible but you actually manage to underestimate how interesting my life is, well done.
51. Have you ever won a trophy? No, I’m a fourth place kinda guy.
52. Are you a good cook? I don’t know, I haven’t tried since I gave my family food poisoning, woops.
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas? It can’t be too difficult [Four hours later] HOW DID I DROP A MATCH IN THIS.
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? I kinda want to meet Einstein, he seems like a cool dude, and he shares my confusion of thee randomness of Quantum Theory.
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Try every day. Of. My. School. Life.
56. Do you touch-type? No, I actually control the air to type for me, no touching involved.
57. What's under your bed? Drugs, Satan, and my secret nightclub.
58. Do you believe in love at first sight? You obviously weren’t there when I saw Days of Future Past
59. Think fast, what do you like right now? CABBAGES
60. Where were you on Valentine's day? Crying because even in a relationship I manage to find a way to be forever alone
61. What time do you get up? Weekends and holidays, around six, school days, never.
62. What was the name of your first pet? Pepsi. And I have no clue why.
63. Who is the second to last person to call you? Please can you stop presuming people call me, it really highlights the sadness of my life.
64. Is there anything going on this weekend? No.
65. How are you feeling right now? Pretty average. HA JOKING IM HIGH AS HELL RIGHT NOW
66. What do you think about the most? I genuinely don’t know.
67. What time do you get up in the morning? We’ve been through this, I get up and 27 seconds later jump out of the window.
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? No time, I would instantly start using the money to buy friends.
69. Who would you tell first? Ha. This question number is 69. Wait, what was the question again?
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? Insurgent, it was certainly… interesting?
71. Do you sing in the shower? Yep, but only screamo music.
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I don’t know but if I were you I’d use it on solving that short term memory.
73. What do you do most when you are bored? This apparently.
74. What do you do for a living? Education. What a wonderful age I’m at.
75. Do you love your job? If we substitute job for school, not really, but im the freak that actually doesn’t mind school.
76. What did you want to be when you grew up? An author, and then a journalist, then and astrophysicist, but I think I’ve settled on the much better and more mature option of Batman.
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? Batman. I would be paid for being Batman.
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg? The bacteria.
79. How many keys on your key ring? One. Man my life’s boring.
80. Where would you retire to? A hero never retires. So basically, I’m gonna die of my own idiocy before retirement age.
81. What kind of car do you drive? None, sadly its frowned upon to have a car at 14.
82. What are your best physical features? Am I allowed to say my metabolism? I could eat an entire farm and still be thin. I’m magic like that.
83. What are your best characteristics? Since I love all my characteristics, I couldn’t decide, so I asked Charley to answer for me. She then could not think of a single good characteristic. Great support, #relationshipgoals
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Seattle, and I have no clue why.
85. What kind of books do you like to read? Fantasy and sci-fi, I mean, what did you expect from a nerd?
86. Where would you want to retire to? I don’t know, but maybe you should consider a home…
87. What is your favorite time of the day? Either sunrise or sunset…
88. Where did you grow up? Well, deep in the vast jungle of England, There’s a tiny town full of magic and interest, that town which I call home is called… Biggleswade. Its great it has such a weird name.
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? A few miles?
90. What are you reading now? This question. I CAN RE USE JOKES IF I WANT ITS MY BLOG.
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Kinda both, go me!
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yes, but only if I wrap it down the entire length of my body, between my legs and up my back until it goes over my head.
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Yes. It’s actually how I reel in all the women.
94. Do you have pets? I have a guinea pig called Artemis and a tortoise called Eduardo. I come up with the best names.
95. How many rings before you answer the phone? There it is again, presuming people ever communicate with me…
96. What is your best childhood memory? When I caught every Pokémon in Pokémon Diamond. What an Achievement.
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Well, I used to go to school, and then I went to school, and here I am again, going to school.
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? No.
99. What is most important in life? Cake? Koalas? No, wait, I got it. My hair.
100. What Inspires You? Inspirational things. You can tell I’m really trying right now.

 

Well, sorry if that got a bit tiring by the end, but hey, its not like you expected much. Anyway, probably back to the usual nerdiness after this, so hazzah for that, see you then with some random review or such,

Adios Mis Amigos,

Sam