Sam reviews: X-men Origins: Wolverine

Hey! That's right, I'm back, and I'm here to kill the spirits of all X-men Origins: Wolverine fans, lets get started, shall we? Now, if I get some stuff wrong, that's because I have only properly seen the film once, I have sat down and tried to watch this film several times, but only the first time I saw it did I manage to actually get through it. So, I sat down a couple of days ago and tried to watch it, as I am doing an X-men marathon before I go to see Days of future past on Monday (Days of future past review to come!). but yeah, I tried to watch it, but ended up skipping all wolverine heavy bits and only watched the bits with Gambit and the final battle scene. First of, almost every time I try to watch it, the long as heck start puts me off. The people that made this movie seriously overate how much we care about wolverines woodcutting days in Canada. So, after the stupid and boring bit that you are a god if you managed to sit through, there is the bit where Wolverine is implanted with the Adamantium. This bit was kinda cool, but after you have seen it once, the whole killing everyone thing gets a bit old. So, then there's the big helicopter chase, blah blah blah, no one cares, blah blah blah. Then, after an hour of absolute boredom and you reflecting on your life, Logan meets Gambit. I will just say right here that I am a huge Gambit fan, and I would love the parts he was in even if they were terrible, but actually, Gambit was no that bad. in fact, after having seen the terribleness that is the start of this movie, I would almost say that they made him the best part of the film. So yeah, they inevitably fight, then team up. I'm pretty sure something then happens, but I skipped it because yawn, and then they are at the power station thingy. So, the big finale of the film, and I would give it a 'meh'. So, Wolverine kills some stuff, frees the mutants (Including Cyclops and Emma Frost) and then he goes somewhere else. There he meets Deadpool. So yeah, who's freaking idea was it to cast Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool!? Well sir, you will rot in hell for all eternity. So, the incarnation of Deadpool (who's nickname is 'the merc with a mouth') without a mouth. I applaud you the idiots that decided this was a good idea. So yeah, they have a fight, people die, everything is destroyed BLAH BLAH BLAH. I honestly think this is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot of bad films. I honestly wish this movie was never made, because it is so utterly stupid. I'm too angry at this STUPID FREAKING FILM to go on. I'm going ot go and throw my copy of this film out of a window, until next time,
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!
Sam.

Blogspot

Hi people that have managed to understand me moving sites! So yeah, for some reason I was no longer considered the creator of my old blog because blog.com is stupid and has no friends. I moved, here I am, have fun reading the random rubbish I post on here.
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!
Sam.

100 random questions

Hi! Here are 100 questions for your enjoyment, inspired by @graciousgannon, have fun reading

1. What’s your favourite season? Winter, because snow and cold.
2. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. ‘It was not nature
   that made her take her brothers life’
3. Who was the last person you texted? Some dude that thinks my name is Billy and I live in Manchester.
4. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Twitter
5. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Smallville. I doubt you know what that is, but
   if you do you’re not allowed to judge.
6. Without looking, guess what time it is. 2 o’clock at night.
7. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7 O’clock in the evening
8. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brother going to the toilet.
9. Do you tan or burn? I have
   never been in the sun long enough to know.
10. Do you like fish? Sure
11. Mac or PC?  PC
12. Do you remember your dreams? Yep
13. When did you last laugh? About a minute ago
14. Do you remember why / at what I laughed at a guy falling over outside my
    house
15. Have you ever been to Canada? Nope
16. Shoes, socks, or bare feet? Socks
17. Do you wear perfume? All the time
18. What is the last film you saw? Man Of Steel
19. If you could live anywhere in the
    world, where would you live? Am I allowed to say Metropolis?
20. If you became a multi-millionaire
    overnight, what would you buy? Scandinavia
21. Where would you live if you could
    live anywhere? Metropolis!
22. What’s your favorite band? Rubber!
23. Have you ever had to have
    surgery? I got a paper cut once
24. Do you enjoy school? Meh
25. What do you think of these
    questions so far? SO FREAKING
    LONG
26. Are you a righty or a lefty? Righty!
27. Who made the last incoming call
    on your phone? from Some
    dude that    thinks my name is Billy and
    I live in Manchester.
28. What is the last thing you
    downloaded onto your computer? A virus
29. Last time you swam in a pool? A couple of weeks ago
30. Type of music you dislike most? Serious music
31. Are you listening to music right
    now? Yep
32. What’s your favorite color? Leaf green
33. Is there anything that you’re
    disappointed about? Nope
34. What was the last thing you
    bought? Comics
35. Sun or Rain? Is it too much to ask for both?
36. Would you go bungee jumping or
    sky diving? Sure
37. What’s you zodiac sign? My what?
38. What’s your hair color? Rainbow
39. What quote do you live by? ‘We need
    a hero, couragous sacrificing people, setting examples for all of us. Everybody
    loves a hero, people line up for ‘em, cheer for them, scream their names, and
    years later tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of
    the one who told them to HOLD ON a second longer. I believe theres a hero in
    all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble. And finally
    gets us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give
    up the thing we want most, even our dreams.’- Aunt May, Spider-man 2
40. What’s your favorite zoo animal? MMMOOONNNKKEEEEYYY
41. Do you have any pets? Yes
42. What color are your eyes? Blue
43. Do you wear any kind of jewelry
    24/7? Yes, my
    facial and genital piercings
44. Do you turn the water off when
    you brush your teeth? Yes
45. Do you know how to change your
    car’s oil? Sure
46. Do you have any phobias? ALL OF THEM
47. What’s your lucky number? 13
48. Have you ever eaten a crayon? no
49. Can you solve a Rubix cube? no
50. What are you listening to right
    now? The superman
    theme
51. Do you like Marmite? Ew, no
52. Do you wear the hood on hoodies? Yep, because in my spare time im a drug dealer
53. Is the glass half empty or half
    full? I have a tap,
    it can be whatever I want
54. What’s the farthest-away place
    you’ve been? My kitchen
55. Do you untie your shoes before
    taking them off? yep
56. What’s your favorite radio
    station? What?
57. Are you allergic to anything? Dust (Seriously)
58. Were you named after anyone? Nope
59. Do you wear glasses/contacts? No, but I was told I need to
60. Have you ever walked out of a
    movie theater before the film was finished? NO, because films are perfect
61. What’s your least favorite school
    subject? French
62. Put your iTunes library on
    shuffle. What’s the first song that comes up? Unicornius
    by Oliver Age 24 (lol)
63. Do you wear jeans or sweatpants
    more? Jeans
64. Where in the world would you like
    to travel? California
65. Are you traveling anywhere soon? TEXAS!
66. Have you ever built an igloo? Yep
67. Best thing at starbucks? The people
68. Do you like watching scary
    movies? Sure
69. What’s the best thing about
    school? People!
70. What were you doing at midnight
    last night? Flying!
71. What’s under your bed? Coacaine!
72. How do you really feel about
    what you are doing right now at this exact moment? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
73. Think fast, what do you like
    right now? Myself
74. Are you sarcastic? I dunno
75. What time do you get up? About 6
76. What was the name of your first
    pet? Pepsi
77. What color are your sheets? Green
78. How are you feeling right now? Bored
79. What was your favorite food when
    you were a child? Cabbage
80. How are you feeling right now? Like you’re an idiot
81. Can you whistle? Yep
82. Do you drink soda? Sometimes
83. Have you read the Harry Potter
    series? Who hasn’t?
84. Can you drive a stick shift? Sure, why not
85. What’s your favorite candle
    scent? Poop
86. Have your pants ever fallen down
    in public? Not that I
    know of
87. Do you sing in the shower? Nope
88. Can you speak another language? Having seen my languages grades, apparently
    not
89. Can you close your eyes and raise
    your eyebrows? Yep, and I can
    look fabulous doing it
90. Dogs or cats? Cats
91. Do you make wishes at 11:11? That’s a thing?
92. What’s your favorite type of
    chapstick? The
    explosions kind
93. Which came first the chicken or
    the egg? Both. Boom.
94. What are you reading now? This question. (And Allegiant)
95. Can you touch your nose with your
    tongue? Yep, and I can
    look fabulous doing it
96. Can you walk in heels? Yep, and I can look fabulous doing it
97. How many rings before you answer
    the phone? Zero, I answer straight away and
    scream BE MY FRIEND
98. Any new and exciting things that
    you would like to share? OH MY
    GOD THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY TRAILER IS AMAZING
99. What is most important in life? Potato’s
100. What Inspires You? Superhero film soundtracks, Stan Lee and
     Cheesecake

Well, I hope you enjoyed that, it was hard as heck to write
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!
Sam.

Things that annoy me 2: Batman

Hi! I’m not dead! yeah, weekdays are too hard to write on, so I’m probably only going to be writing here on weekends from now on. Now that I have quickly said that, lets get on with the blog!
So, yes another things that annoy me, YAY! So, I’m going to be talking about something that will probably make no sense at all, but the thing that annoys me is Batman. If you don’t know who Batman is, get the hell out of my blog you sadistic anti-nerd. I’m feeling a bit weird today, so sorry if this turns out really weird. So, you may say ‘Sam, why does Batman annoy you?’ because of his fricking stupid amount of popularity, to literally quote the green lantern, ‘your not just some guy in a bat costume are you? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?’ Batman is just some rich guy. I guess he is technically a ninja as well as a billionaire, but I still think that he just has a stupid amount of popularity. Take a look at iron man, basically the smarter, less annoying Bruce Wayne. Now lets be brutally honest, if the Batman films and comics were more realistic, Batman would no way be able to survive, he has no particular advantage other than his ninja training, but that cant help you dodge bullets can it? I would have no problem if he sunk down a bit and knew his place, like the green arrow, once again basically batman but rather than ninja-ness he has archery skill. If Batman were more that amount of popularity than one of the most famous superheroes of all time. In my view, the best thing about Batman is Nightwing, and it really says something when your favourite part about a superhero is that they introduced another superhero. One thing that does redeem the comic Batman is the detective part of him, the part that means he doesn’t entirely depend on other people or just sheer muscle to get him to the next part of the story, but in the dark knight series, he doesn’t even have that. Rant over, now you know why I dislike Batman.
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!
Sam.

Different Types Of Nerds

So, I got completely stuck for ideas, so I’m going to do something absolutely random, the different types of nerd. This is going to be a pretty short one, because I’m not sure I can drag this on for a thousand words like yesterday. So, first off you have you stereotypical nerd, smart, odd, a bit socially weird. This type of nerd doesn’t really exist, usually a nerd has a type of speciality, or a mix of a few. So, now onto the more detailed ones, first off is the smart nerd. You will probably right away be able to spot a smart nerd, he’s the one that gets an A+ on everything, and can sometimes be a tiny bit of a suck up to teachers to make the teacher see them as a model student. I can definitely think of a few of my friends that fall under this category, not going to mention any names *cough* Noah *Cough*. But yeah, making friends with a smart nerd can definitely have upsides, such as easily doing homework, and they are not that bad in public, so if you get a chance, definitely get a smart nerd as a friend. Next up is the gaming nerd. Now this ones a bit different. Do you know anyone that just gets up from bed and then games for about fifteen hours straight without moving? I know I have. So, this nerd is complex. It depends on how bad a gaming nerd they are, if they are a big gaming nerd then they will probably be socially out of practice and they will make weird references and generally have a weird mind. Also, if you ever do anything with them, they will literally only want to play games, this can sometimes be fun, but after a while it gets a bit boring, and if they are a big enough gaming nerd, they can get really stressed and angry when you do something wrong, like once when I was playing half life 2 with a friend, I got bored and decided a good pass time would be to ram oncoming trains. He went freaking nuts. So overall, it depends on how big a nerd they are to whether or not it is a good or bad thing to be a friend with a gaming nerd. Next up is the tech nerd. This nerd will be similar to the smart nerd, but his smartness only comes into play when they talk about machines. I definitely have a few friends like this. They are sometimes cool, as when they are not talking about technology they are pretty much a normal human being, but once you get them started on talking about tech, it will bore you to death, the closest I have ever come to stabbing myself with a pencil was when two of my friends were arguing about who’s computer had a bigger processor or something like that. Having these friends are useful though, as when technology fails you, they can fix it. Now onto the final type of nerd. The comic nerd. Now, this ones going to be a bit weird, because I would classify myself as this type of nerd, and haven’t really ever met another one in person. So, comic nerds will spend most of their free time obsessing about superheroes and films. Usually, this is what they spend most of their time doing, and so when put in a social situation are unsure of what to say, as the only people they really encounter are in comics and films. They will have practically no memory when talking about social events, because their heads are filled with endless databanks of unneeded facts they have slowly collected. Having one of these friends is probably not a good idea. They will put fiction over you, and will get insanely annoyed when you say a wrong fact, they will drive away your other friends and after a while, you realise that from that person, you yourself have a slightly less vast, but still big, databank of superhero facts in your head. That’s all I can really be bothered to currently right, so see you next time!
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!
Sam.

Sam reviews: The Amazing Spiderman 2

Once again, I’m bored out of my mind, so I have decided to wright a blog post, YAY! so, today I’m going to be writing about The Amazing Spiderman, at first in a spoiler free part, then a spoiler part, so if you haven’t seen the movie then I would recommend the second part. So, first of all I feel that I have to say that I absolutely love the Amazing Spiderman, it was pretty much perfection in a movie and I’m not sure they could of done a Spiderman origin film any better. As a second part to that film, I can’t say that I wasn’t disappointed, but then again I knew I was going to be because there was no way it was going to live up to the first film, but it was still twice as good as any of the original trilogy. Overall, I think it was definitely worth all the money I spent (I saw it on release) and would do it again, the start and middle of the film are exceptional in many ways, but when it got to the ending it dipped a bit, I am about to say why, so as I said at the start, if you are going to see it don’t read past the big, bold spoiler alert, and if you haven’t seen it, seriously do, because it is definitely worth it. SPOILER ALERT. If you are seeing this then you either don’t care or have seen it, hello! So, I felt the movie dipped right after Harry Osborn (The Green Goblin) took the spider venom, after that, Electro who was originally an incredibly complex character that left you confused whether to feel sorry for him or be angry at, turned into a glorified henchman, and you knew instantly that he would die at some point, because at this point the writers must of thought he was stealing the Green Goblins spotlight. But anyway, Electro inevitably died, and instantly the Green Goblin swoops in. they are thrown into the big clock tower, while Peter has to both fight and hold Gwen with a web to stop her from falling. Now, I have to admit, this was a pretty cool fight scene, but I couldn’t enjoy it very much because I was already sad, as all the other nerds were. You see, in the comics, when Gwen Stacey left was when she died, by falling. Yeah, so I  knew that she was going to die, and it sucked. I see why they did this, but I still think they could of let her die in a less stupid way, if he weren’t written as such an Idiot in this scene then Peter would of just webbed her to a wall and carried on fighting, it would of been so easy, and would have stopped the now inevitable Mary Jane Watson introduction in the Amazing Spiderman 3. So yes, she falls and Peter webs her at the last second, but the webs elasticity means that she still hits the floor, and at this point I’m pretty sure everyone in the cinema cringed as the horrible spine break sound effect happened. So, Gwen is dead and Peter is distraught and stops being Spiderman. Then, it goes to a strange man walking around the depths of Oscorp. I have to say I loved this scene just because of what its hinting at. He walks down while there is a voice over saying that the rhino mech should go first. Yes, the Sinister Six. The sinister Six is a group of Spiderman’s greatest enemies joined together, and now we see that none of them have wings, or rhino horns.. etc. they have mechanical armour making them that. I think this is a great idea, and I’m sure tons of other people agree, so I was there getting all excited thinking, YAY, FIGHT WITH RHINO. So, there is a small montage of time passing and we find out it has been five months since Spiderman’s last appearance and the city has become a lot more rough. Rhino is about to kill civilians until a small kid pretends to be Spiderman, being like, COME AT ME, then the real Spiderman goes behind him. what bugs me is that they SO STOLE THIS FROM IRON MAN 2, as much as it was done better, as Spiderman had previously saved this kid from bullies, it had happened before and bugged me. so, yeah Spiderman’s back, YAY. So then he confronts Rhino, who turns out to be a thief that he caught earlier in the movie, there is this really cool bit from the trailer with a manhole cover, and then, Boom, end. I just pretty much shouted WHAT!? THATS THE END!? and people gave me funny looks, but I watched the trailer again to prove my theory and, yep, the trailer ends literally at the same second the film does in this scene. The end of the trailer is also the end of the film. WHY!? so, yes it did get me excited to see the Amazing Spiderman three, but I don’t think the ending to a film should basically be a promotion for the next film, I think it should have some sort of ending, I would be fine if it ended after Rhino was beaten up, but I saw somewhere online that Rhino was in the film for about four minutes. I’m disappointed in you Sony. It was advertised to have three Villians, one was a henchman, one is in prison, obviously about to be broken out, and one was in it for four minutes. I would just like to say though I have only talked about the negatives here, I would wright about the positives as well, Such as (similar to the first film) the absolutely incredible soundtrack, but that would be another five hundred words and I cant be bothered with that, I hope you have found this enjoyable/informative
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!
Sam.

Things that annoy me 1: Dc comics

Hi! I’m ill so decided, what the heck, lets wright a blog post! so, this blog is going to be about something that deeply annoys me, Dc comics. Don’t get me wrong, I love Dc! in fact, I prefer it to Marvel because of many reasons ( I might wright a blog post on that) but anyway, the thing that bugs me so much is the name. Dc comics. Now, you may think ‘Oh, why does it bother you so much Sam?’ the answer to this is what Dc stands for. It stands for Detective Comics, as this was the first series of comics that they published, so if you think about it then Dc is actually called Detective comics… comics? this just randomly irritates me and I know that it probably shouldn’t, but if I noticed, then surely the person that made the name did, they could of been Dc entertainment, or Dc whatever else, but no. Detective Comics Comics is what they decided to call their company. Nice going. this is just  little thing that bothers me, and I thought that I would share it with you. well, I’m off to binge on episodes of Friends now, Adios!

P.s yes I decided my outro to be Adios, shush
P.P.s if you know me you are probably thinking I’m a little weird, I am, get over it
Adiós mis amigos!

Hello world!

Hi, My name is Sam, I am a massive nerd and I have to decided to write a blog! This may be a bi-product of too much caffeine and being inspired by the amazing spiderman soundtrack, but who cares, I’m here anyway. I will post about random nerdy stuff that I feel the need to share, so until next time, Adios! okay… I cant end it like that, it was terrible. I will think of an outro next time but until then…. bye?