Different Types Of Nerds

So, I got completely stuck for ideas, so I’m going to do something absolutely random, the different types of nerd. This is going to be a pretty short one, because I’m not sure I can drag this on for a thousand words like yesterday. So, first off you have you stereotypical nerd, smart, odd, a bit socially weird. This type of nerd doesn’t really exist, usually a nerd has a type of speciality, or a mix of a few. So, now onto the more detailed ones, first off is the smart nerd. You will probably right away be able to spot a smart nerd, he’s the one that gets an A+ on everything, and can sometimes be a tiny bit of a suck up to teachers to make the teacher see them as a model student. I can definitely think of a few of my friends that fall under this category, not going to mention any names *cough* Noah *Cough*. But yeah, making friends with a smart nerd can definitely have upsides, such as easily doing homework, and they are not that bad in public, so if you get a chance, definitely get a smart nerd as a friend. Next up is the gaming nerd. Now this ones a bit different. Do you know anyone that just gets up from bed and then games for about fifteen hours straight without moving? I know I have. So, this nerd is complex. It depends on how bad a gaming nerd they are, if they are a big gaming nerd then they will probably be socially out of practice and they will make weird references and generally have a weird mind. Also, if you ever do anything with them, they will literally only want to play games, this can sometimes be fun, but after a while it gets a bit boring, and if they are a big enough gaming nerd, they can get really stressed and angry when you do something wrong, like once when I was playing half life 2 with a friend, I got bored and decided a good pass time would be to ram oncoming trains. He went freaking nuts. So overall, it depends on how big a nerd they are to whether or not it is a good or bad thing to be a friend with a gaming nerd. Next up is the tech nerd. This nerd will be similar to the smart nerd, but his smartness only comes into play when they talk about machines. I definitely have a few friends like this. They are sometimes cool, as when they are not talking about technology they are pretty much a normal human being, but once you get them started on talking about tech, it will bore you to death, the closest I have ever come to stabbing myself with a pencil was when two of my friends were arguing about who’s computer had a bigger processor or something like that. Having these friends are useful though, as when technology fails you, they can fix it. Now onto the final type of nerd. The comic nerd. Now, this ones going to be a bit weird, because I would classify myself as this type of nerd, and haven’t really ever met another one in person. So, comic nerds will spend most of their free time obsessing about superheroes and films. Usually, this is what they spend most of their time doing, and so when put in a social situation are unsure of what to say, as the only people they really encounter are in comics and films. They will have practically no memory when talking about social events, because their heads are filled with endless databanks of unneeded facts they have slowly collected. Having one of these friends is probably not a good idea. They will put fiction over you, and will get insanely annoyed when you say a wrong fact, they will drive away your other friends and after a while, you realise that from that person, you yourself have a slightly less vast, but still big, databank of superhero facts in your head. That’s all I can really be bothered to currently right, so see you next time!
ADIOS MIS AMIGOS!
Sam.